so its wednesday today...DERBY NIGHT!!!! yayyy!!!!! but i have to say im sitting here still fucking sore from monday night practice...literally sore from my shoulders right down to my feet....but it a good hurt, if that makes sense...and accomplished hurt. yeah son!
Monday night practice.....lets stop here, cushions......sweet new cushions...i feel like i have a brand new pair of skates on my feet...manuvering (well as much manuvering as i do at this point) is sooo much easier...i'm not fighting ever step of the way to turn or stop....i heart me some new purple cushions!
so girls...if ya haven't changed yours yet....DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!!!!
still can't seem to manage to tie my damn laces properly....fucking laces...feet were cramping like crazy..kept trying to adjust my skates...finally gave up and just kept going...maybe tonight will be better...i hope so, i can hear my feet whimpering as i type this..
on a brighter side, no shin cramps Monday night...back fucking killed, but no shin cramps...WINNING??? hmmm maybe...i'll let ya know...lol
sooooo off we went on the whistle falls, tapping my knee like a champ...did i mention that i can totally tape my knee instead of coming to a complete stop? oh i did? ...... lol!
next was whistle stops, snow plowing my little out of shape heart out...not too shabby if i do say so myself...although there was some giggling from the peanut gallery ..er i mean training team....i think my squeeks and sqwaks and general cursing is amusing as i wobble to an' fro....to be fair...i can only imagine what it sounded like and looked like to others...i'd be laughing too...and more than likely pointing...lol
stopped short of becoming intimate with the wall....and then after a celebratory shout of glee...promptly got up close and personal with the floor...guess it needed some love....
lots of bum slaps...just to keep ya moving....thank girls, lol
then we started the baseball slide....well colour me sore....FireCrack Ya had shown me before how to do this, and i had tried it a couple of times...although not will a lot of success...i didn't so much slide as smack right on down to the floor on my hip.....soo here we are, practicing it...after realizing i had to move a little faster to get it done, i started to get the hang of it....although at one point i did manage to punch myself in the boob...yep, left a nice bruise...ive been told i pack a good punch...well now, i know its true...
next we were on to the porn star fall...sounds more fun than it actually it...the key is to fall to your knees..sliding to your forearms...guess what...new muscles were found this night...thought i had found em all...apparently not!! lol
sooo after this work out.....im a hurting unit.....and can't wait for what tonight has instore for this derby girl......
until next time, bend yer fucking knees!!!!!!!!! (and get cushions...) ;)
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