Tonight was an arena practice......feeling pretty excited i went out with a friend earlier today and shopped....bootie shorts, oh yeah bootie shorts.......but, while getting ready to actually go to practice i thought maybe i wasn't quite ready for the bootie short....or for that matter, maybe others wouldn't be quite ready for ME in booty shorts....LOL so i left them in my drawer and went off to practice....since my truck is still currently broke as fuck. my friend said she would drive me since she wanted to check out the DRD girls and watch a practice.....she's thinking about joining....i really hope she does.......
anywho, i digest.......off to practice we go....and the door is locked.....bunch of extremely beautiful derby girls sitting outside of the arena waiting on it to open...FireCrack Ya decided that she wasn't waiting, she was gonna put her gear on while we waiting and have a tear through the parking lot,,i took that opportunity to put indoor wheels on so i would be that much more ready when we finally got in there........
SOOO i have now replace four out of eight wheels....doing a pretty darn good job if i do say so myself.....and yeah i had help...tee hee.......Dii Mented and Pixel Ninja announce that we are gonna go ahead and have a skate in the parking lot since no one was anwering the phone for the arena.....Pixel Ninja took off to take care of "bidness" and i started changing my wheels back.......sighhh LOL
I get all geared up and crawl on my knees over to the level area of pavement....yeah i said it, i crawlled, im not ashamed.....i stand up and almost immediatly i start this sad little wobbly leg thing...and ok, yeah some whimpering too......but i go back and forth a few times....and im ok......then i forget to bend my damn knees and down i go......up......my arse kissed ashpalt.....ouch.......but i up again and off and rolling......annnnd yet again i forget to bend my damn knees and im down for the count again with the same damn ass cheek hurting....can you say permanant bruise???? i can!! LOL
Dii Mented lines everyone up and the excersise is that you skate weaving around living breathing people as pilons without, in theory, taking them all down with you.......I decide that im gonna sit this one out, be a cheer leader you might say.......i cheered, Dii Mented realized i wasn't in the line and told me to get going......damn LOL
Ok, so i start out awesome, haven't taken anyone out, i bob and weave around the first two people pilons and then roll on by like four of them because i can't seem to make myself turn again......i mean i waved......but year rolled on by...did catch the last three at the end though......victory??? i think so...even managed to get two nice slaps on the arse on the way by ( don't worry wasn't the cheek thats perma bruised)
.........someone shows up to unlock the arena and we all go inside......yayyy!! indoor skating....i think i may be able to do this without the crazy shakey leg thing.......so i take my skates off to walk in.....pride...nope......but hey i made it in....LOL
i put my skates back on and i says yet again to myself....self...pretty sure it was me...a little muffled but i think it was me......self. you are gonna skate around that arena like a pro......can i just say i did it, I DID IT....i skated around the arena multiple times. i mean breeze and all!!!!! AND i didn't fall!!!!! victory is mine!~
Gotta stop here and mention.........
There were a few people there taking pictures, Vigilante Banshee did the porn star fall for the camera multiple times.......wowee!! is all i can say.....fecking awesome it was. Some of the other derby girls practice some falls with speed........fecking awesome!!
some pilons sans people were set up and everyone was weaving in and out of them, i decided i would go off in the corner by myself and practice before i tried the pilons.....hey, guess what??? i can't seem to get myself turned....DAMN IT!! oh well, practice practice practice......and thats what i was doing....Pixel Ninja came over to see how i was doing, he asked why i wasn't doing the pilons, i told him that i couldn't seem to turn...i think i actually said i can't fucking turn......a little frustrated.......he said.....and i quote....yeah ya can......i said umm no pretty sure i can't at the moment....he says it mind over matter....gave me a few very helpful pointers and i said all right....lets give it a go.......and lo and behold....i FRIKKEN DID IT!!! of course i very politely turned to him and said....shut up! (with of course my shite eating grin) LOL
I practice some more, up and down the arena floor.......bobbin and a weavin........up and down.......took some more turns around the arena floor and it was time to go.........so here i sit here all showered up and think......CANT WAIT TILL MONDAY
Oh and Alise T Kill....yeah i think Pixel Ninja just might be right.......i think we may very well be athelites.....EEK!
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