SOOOO, first practice back at our litte cubby hole:)
practice has been split up, the A's and the B's...nice to have the smaller groups but i miss all the girls!!
GROUP HUG!!!!
(just a reminder...i bite...but even i need lovins)
i gear up, have a skate around..then another, then another, my skate on the right foot is feeling angry....so i sit down, and try to retie it again...i comment off handedly to Coach Oh Captain My Captain..Pixel Ninja why i seem to never be able to tie my damn skates....he says that he has a theory....do tell i say.... the theory is that i have a vagina....he explains that he has noticed, through many hours of coaching, that the ones that seem to have a hard time with this tying of skates have vaginas...now i stop here, he says its a theory, not a belief...i say his thinking and logic are sound...who am i to argue..from there we went on to the fact that my laces are wayyy too long and my arms wayyy too short to gracefully wrap them and tie them....Pixel said he knew how to fix the problem...of course with rapt attention i wait for the holy grail answer...cause im an educated woman....i figure if there was a solution surely i would have come up with it on my own....yeah, cut them was the answer....fucking hell im slow...guess i really do get by on my good looks...jesus i can't believe that, LMFAO!!! yeah starting to buy into the whole vagina theory... we also had a discussion as to why im over on the step tying my skate rather than sitting on the floor, i explain that my shape is round... apmply round and need the better angle so that i don't roll onto my back or cut off my air trying to tie my skate....since i have enough issues with tying as it is...i don't think he was buyin it...but seriously, im like a fucking weeble wobble.......
now we are doing whistle falls.....my fucking favorite, i say that and im serious....i love sliding!! EEEEEE!!!!!!(high pitched eeeee!!)
but im trying to do it so that im not going all the way down and not sliding to a complete stop, just taping my knee on the floor and then rising to my feet again....in theory (we were chock full of theories last night)
for some reason my legs are telling me to fuck the hell off and im having a hard time getting up, let alone just tapping my knee on the floor...i fell a couple times, but no fear, my weeble wobble arse saved me!
AND THEN I FUCKING DID IT!! Twice to be exact, i tapped my knee and stayed on my feet! yeah SON! fuck yeah i did it!!! only twice but i'll take that for a start!
..and then i had to sit down for a minute or two...can't remember why right now...but im thinking it had something to do with the fact that i have no endurance and was a hurting unit and i cant tie my fucking skates correctly....i sat for a few minutes and watched the other ladies, who i have to say were are all doing awesome!! ...side note...pain makes you laugh! lmao
i got up to skate again, and then the whistle blew, water break.....but not for me, Pixel Ninja, said umm yeah you can keep doing the whistle falls since you took a little break and watched the other girls work...who am i to argue....so off i went, i did them till he said stop...i have to say this here. i need the coach and the other girls to push me sometimes...i mean its far too easy to go easy on yourself...i have never taken it the wrong way, its part of being a team...and makes me feel as though i really am part of it all..if i wasnt i dont think anyone would waste thier breath or time on me, i certainly wouldn't if roles were reversed....and i need the push sometimes...seriously do...its hard work, i will get there with the big girls, won't be anytime soon, but i WILL do it ( i wonder what the cut off age for derby girls is???) LOL ...but when i think i can't go another effing minute, ready to puke...i get that look shot at me and "another time around" shouted out and i find i can push myself further...jesus listen to me gush...
got a coupla nice taps on the arse too! lol good night indeedy!! thanks lady isa Hella!!
ANYWAYSSS we did some stops...felt the burn....swore, told Pixel Ninja to fuck off a few times... and tought the other girls a few naughty signs along with ASL N Diva (tee hee hee)...Pixel Ninja made up a few of his own...and it was time for me to pack it in, had a meeting for work...looks like i may have left just in time....zombie drag was starting as i was leaving....yeah gonna pay for that one later....
now excuse me whilst i go cut my fucking laces.......
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