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sitting here at work...reaching for a pen...who knew that would be a workout in itself? good lord and baby jebus...abs are still feelin the burn of all the sit ups...arms are nothing but dead weight from all the push ups...can't wait for practice tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUCH!!

last night was the first night back....feels like it was after about 5 years but really only about 2 and a half weeks...sweet jesus im sore today....but whew! i sure did miss it!

K coached us last night...whistle stops, whistle falls, push-ups, sit-ups and more falling (on purpose of course) just a few things...

Seriously love my knee pads..have had them for awhile now...cushiony soft, like falling on kittens...or er...what i would imagine falling on something soft might feel like...seriously i heart kittens.

bunch of new bruises...horrid toe cramps...new waxed laces...thanks Smokey...owe you for that one!

sweaty, sore, and lovin derby.. i made it through the first practice of 2012.....

as an aside...remember when i said my dog like veggies...and i had dumped a whole veggie tray???? yeah puking dog, plus week stomach = don't let the dog eat veggies again...yuck!! still tramatized...

so until next time...bend yer fuckin knees...oh and can someone hand me an ice pack?

time rolls on...especially when your on skates....

Soooooooo....yeah...its been a damn long time since i have written any words of wisdom for my adoring masses....pfft! lol ok not so much as adoring masses but more like kind hearted people who make me feel warm and fuzzy by reading this hot mess....

well baby im back!! lots has happened...derby related and not so derby related....and so the story begins....


Sooo....there have been new skills added to the repratoire that is Sai Dystic...yeah son! I, my friends, can skate forward...turn around backwards...WHILE STILL MOVING!!!!....and stop up on my toe stops (slow moving tomahawk) now lets take this moment to make a high pitched squeeling sound to commemorate how frikken fan fuckin tastic this is...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

it took a lot of meeting floor with my arse...and some pretty impressive bruises...but i did it! with lots of encouragement from Coach Pixel Ninja and Fire CrackYa....gotta remember to stop watching my damn feet lol.

Gumball Toe Stops....got them!! for christmas...from one of my very special wifies!!...im sure i have already mentioned this...but hey, its been a while and i can't remember shite on a good day :)

cross overs...attempted...sort of accomplished....working on them...frustrated as fuck...but don't you worry your pretty little head...i'll get them...if i can get the fucking pilons and do all three rows..HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I GOT THE FUCKING PILONS AND MANAGED TO DO ALL THREE ROWS??? No? oh hey..yeah i totally did all three rows of pilons...maximum swearing...some squeeky high pitched noises...but i did it..no biggie...LMFAO yeah i'll whip out the cross overs too...eventually. Might wanna cover your young children's ears during this...tee hee

The last week of Derby...i was slowly dying...of the plague...missed some good practices....bitter as fuck about that...managed to get the last practice in before the holidays...and then we were off for a break....

Last night was the first practice back...and what do you know?? yeah..my 2nd job says hey..lets have a meeting..but instead of having when it was booked...lets make it earlier...working is seriously screwing with my Derby time....sigh...better start playing the lottery....and to top that off nicely...yeah i get gone to the meeting..oh wait...they cancelled it...just in time to make sure i don't make it to Derby...well..at least i wasn't sitting in a meeting...

so here i am...all whistful...wondering whats going on at derby without me...i mean other than the tears, wailing and nashing of teeth at my absence....(come on guys..let me pretend) and i say hey! you sai have a very lovely veggie tray just waiting for you to eat it....so im just starting to munch down...and decide i need something to drink...i get go to get up...moving the veggies...and woosh! i drop the whole damn thing all over the floor and dog..who i might add was absurdly happy and the dropped carrots and calliflower...sigh.....so much for that treat...glad the damn dog enjoyed it........

so for now..there you have it...im sure i have forgotten some good shite that i wanted to put down...but thats what i get for being a lazy arse and not writing more often...until next time...bend yer fucking knees...oh! and wednesday here i come!!!!!!!